Inn Retreat

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Are you finding life a tad stressful? Itching to have a break somewhere nice? Wish you had more quality family time? This book could cure all such intrusive thoughts as you step into the surreal dysfunctional world of the Backwoods.A free holiday to die for… The Backwoods are lured to a mysterious island resort where danger lurks around every corner. Will they ever escape the luxury Greek island to see the familiar dull grey skies of England again?The getaway goes rapidly downhill when a man who claims to work for MI5 vanishes, leaving bloodstains in his room. After a bodged escape attempt, Bert, the insecure, neurotic husband is invited to join the escape committee.Bera the stressed-out wife meets her match in Symphony who trumps her at every outburst. Maybe on this island she will finally escape her family and meet the man of her dreams? Perhaps Hugo the handsome henchman? Or Paulo the local drug-smuggler? But it’s serial-killing Herman who’s got the hots for her, and plans to lure her down to his secret basement hideaway. Perhaps her late mother, who’s made her presence known, will come to her rescue?The death-obsessed daughter Bliss finds love with a friendly young psychopath called Brian, but will Brian’s pocket knife be enough to save them from the wicked witch? The computer-obsessed son Greg goes into meltdown when he loses his phone, the one thing that helped him keep a grip. Forced to face reality for the first time, how will he cope?Will all the adventure, the mystery and suspense, the on-the-run action, the cliff-hanger thrills, the romance, ever end so they can safely return home to their humdrum existence in the concrete depths of British suburbia?